• News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
  • News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
  • News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
  • Britain: wat.
  • News in America: Man throws intestines at police
  • Britain: wat
  • News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
  • News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
  • Britain: Shit Canada.
  • America: You fucked up.

The Best Of : Drake Parker

(via young-amore)

theclearlydope:

My favorite state fair food.

collegehumor:

Deep Fried Dollar

USA! USA! USA!

lolololol idk why this is so funny to me

(via moonlightlovers)

mooseings:

tea-and-tumblr:

krykky:

pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:

konotherelationshipcounselor:

tyleroakley:

changetheworld-laugh:

OH NEIN YOU DIDN’T.

I DID NAZI THAT COMING.

OH HEIL NO

JEW DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT JOKE

THAT IS NOT ALL REICH, OKAY, OH MY GOD

GUYS, THESE JOKES ARE TASTELESS, ANNE FRANKLY I WON’T STAND FOR THEM.

JOKES LIKE THIS REALLY PUT ME OUT OF MEIN KAMPFORT ZONE. 

(via bornvilliany)